If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Perjury

Child pornography

Trade secrets

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False advertising

Threats of violence

Revealing classified information

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Insider trading

Terroristic threats

And much, much more.

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No freedom is absolute.

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

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Insurrection

HIPAA violations

Revenge porn

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Conspiracy

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Fraud

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.